molten-lavender:

I think I love tumblr the most bc I don’t owe anyone anything. I can come on here and reblog the most unhinged ridiculous shit and then leave. I’m not giving any explanation.

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crashed-keys:

yourlocal-charlatan:

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.

EXCELLENT idea give me a moment

wow i can’t believe that worked

[Image ID: the first image is a screenshot of a tag that says #turn it into a musk parody account and get it banned

The second image is a screenshot of the now-suspended account. /end ID]

for reference: the time between “turn into musk parody account” and “suspended” was 8 minutes

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snakeoilmonger-deactivated20210:

snakeoilmonger-deactivated20210:

god limp bizkit was right everything is fuck everybody suck -________-

nvm she texted back Siri play butterfly by crazy town

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redroadtoadventure:

guerrillatech:

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natural–blues:

wilwheaton:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Jeffrey Winder appealed his guilty verdict after punching “Unite the Right” organizer Jason Kessler in Charlottesville the day after protester Heather Heyer died. A jury determined Winder should serve no jail time and pay the lowest fine possible.

https://boingboing.net/2018/09/07/nazi-puncher-fined-1.html

Keep punching Nazis.

Turns out punching Nazis isn’t just moral, it’s shockingly affordable.

Punching nazis is the least expensive crime to commit

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ilovedyoufromthesecondwemet:

skeletononthewall:

list of pretty girl things bc im gay

• when she smiles
• and she has an off center smile
• or dimples
• or a gap between her teeth
• or her tongue pokes out between her teeth a lil
• or her nose scrunches up
• or the sides of her eyes scrunch up
• or her chin gets those cute dimples
• when her eyes get shiny and excited when shes happy about something
• freckles!!!!!
• when shes confused or skeptical and she lifts an eyebrow
• broad shoulders
• narrow shoulders
• how her shoulders and back looks when she wears an off the shoulders top
• (especially if there are freckes on her back)
• backs in general
• when she lays down somewhere and streches
• when she yawns and gets a lil double chin
• when she sits down and her thighs do The Thing that everyone seems to hate but dang its so nice
• thick thighs
• tiny thighs
• big tummies
• tiny tummies
• chubbiness anywhere
• thick arms!!!!!!! dang just hug me
• when shes taller than you and you hug her and you’re just wrapped in warmth and comfiness
• when shes shorter than you and you hug her and you can put your chin on her head and she puts her arms around your waist
• putting your hands on her face and rubbing your thumbs over her cheeks
• every time she talks
• when shes excited about something and her voice gets a lil higher and she talks a lil faster and she gets a lil flushed
• playing with or brushing her hair
• holding hands!!!!! and theres a difference in temperature between your hands ! dang!
• interlocking fingers when holding hands
• her heavy breathing when she sleeps
• smooth skin
• skin thats a lil rough
• when she blushes

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mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

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writhe:

HERE ON THIS BLOG WE GIVE A FUCK!! APATHY FEEDS THE MACHINE! WE ARE ALL ABOUT LOVING AND CARING DEEPLY FOR HUMANITY HERE!

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chicken-n-wafflesx:

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holdmecloseandfast:

keplercryptids:

thetumblrofrassilon:

operativesurprise:

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

You’re a monster

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

it has occurred me during this process that apparently not everyone thinks about books by what color they are? like, literally when i’m looking for a book, i picture it in my mind. i have a very…tactile experience with the books i read and idk! i thought everyone did that lol.

my partner was like “how will i find [this book] for instance” and i replied “easy, it’s purple” and he looked at me like i was a witch.

OP your brain is neat and I love you for it you funky little color-coded cupcake. But you’re still a monster.

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ruinedchildhood:

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